Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit...lmao Video
Panelists debate whether the U.S. is doing enough to heed the warnings of coal industry scientists who say turbines could blow the Earth right into the sun
LOL no? it doesn't. ...
LOL no? it doesn't. not anymore.
"Chinese" Wind Farm ...
"Chinese" Wind Farm in Texas: Green Jobs FAIL?
The Texas $1.5 billion wind farm -- a US-China joint venture paid for in part by Chinese banks -- will be built not with turbines from usual suspects GE or Vestas, but with Chinese-made machines from a year-old company called A-Power.
Needless to say, most of the project's green jobs will be? created in China. And don't shoot the messenger, but it's hoping to secure 30 percent, or $450 million, of its financing from, yes, U.S. stimulus funds.
So you took a video ...
So you took a video from The Onion and put your own logo on it? Ok?
wind energy costs ...
wind energy costs way more than coal? electricity.
WORLD RECORD: ...
WORLD RECORD: BIGGEST WIND TURBINE
Visit: windturbinecarriedbywheels.weebly.com
ZERO-NOISE from gears and generators since they are sealed underground.
SAVES THE BIRDS AND BATS since slow-moving.
DOES NOT? NEED TO OCCUPY A WIDER LANDSCAPE since the turbine can be very tall.
MAY BE LOWER-COST since it may use timber and other cheaper things.
ELUDES HURRICANE FORCE since the blades automatically close.
NO FIRE since well-cooled.
HELPS THE WIND ENERGY COMPANIES since it is FREE FOR ALL.
Funny. That's ...
Funny. That's exactly how I learned about? global warming.
WORLD RECORD: ...
WORLD RECORD: BIGGEST WIND TURBINE
Visit: windturbinecarriedbywheels.weebly.com
ZERO-NOISE from gears and generators since they're sealed underground.
SAVES THE BIRDS AND BATS since the turbines are slow-moving.
DOES NOT NEED TO OCCUPY? A WIDER LANDSCAPE since the turbine can be very tall.
MAY BE LOWER-COST since it can use parts of junked trucks and others.
ELUDES HURRICANE FORCE since the blades automatically close.
HELPS THE WIND ENERGY COMPANIES since it is FREE FOR ALL.
My sister recently ...
My sister recently was rused to the hospital for beathing? to fast and getting wind in her brain.
hmm wait? nym just ...
hmm wait? nym just realized this was a satire.
The fossil fuel? ...
The fossil fuel? industry will do anything in their power for profit, even lies that make absolutely no sense. It amazes me they are this desperate.
I love this but not ...
I love this but not all of it was satire,? the coal lobbyists actually made that ad.
If this? was a ...
If this? was a little stupider it would be like global warming.
HIlarious...
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HIlarious...
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the? onion
the? onion
There is a quick ...
There is a quick simple solution to global warming and climate change. It is called Muon Catalysed? Fusion. As worked on? Star Scientific. NO CO2. NO Greenhouse? Gases. NO Carbon Tax. NO? Toxic Waste. The source is dueterium? from the? World's Oceans - virtually limitless. It is cheap to produce.? WE NEED IT NOW. See the website "Star Scientific Limited", Blog "The Big Picture? by Andrew Horvath", Youtube video - "In the Footsteps of Fusion"
When someone ...
When someone resorts to ridicule it's usually because they can't support? their argument with fact and reason.
All of you are a ...
All of you are a bunch of muppets if this is real. If not this is the funniest thing I have heard for a long time time good joke :)?
Powerbars really do ...
Powerbars really do taste? like coal.
"The environmental ...
"The environmental activist group? Americans for Mining-Based Energy..."
LOL!
Sadly, real conservaturds swallow crap like this and spew it out for real.
lol,? hilarious
lol,? hilarious
This actually IS an ...
This actually IS an Onion video. If you? look carefully it says Onion News Network but it looks mostly cut out of the bottom of the screen.
lol thank god this ...
lol thank god this was satire lol i mean really? lol but i like this video? guys keep up the good work :D
When I realized ...
When I realized this was actually a satire at the end I gave a sigh of relief so powerful it could push the earth off it's orbit ^^
Because before that? I thought there might actually be people in the public area this spectacularly stupid - well, I guess there are on Fox News.
I guess if they put ...
I guess if they put turbines all around? the round earth we should be at a stand still. LMFAO.
These are the kind ...
These are the kind of claims I? would expect to see on John Stossels show.
Has to be the ...
Has to be the Onion? (no Rs in Congress from Mass)
Has to be the Onion?
Has to be the Onion?
overs / unders? for ...
overs / unders? for 1,000,000 views on this one! roflmao I am crying at my desk laughing so hard
Looks like ...
Looks like something that? the Onion would make. Very funny guys.
Are these? guys for ...
Are these? guys for real?!?
